Carol Templeton (Doris Day): Mmm. This isn’t bad, either. But what color’s that floor?
Leonard: Lilac.
Carol Templeton: Lilac? Leonard, who has a lilac floor in their kitchen?
Leonard: I have.
Carol Templeton: Oh. Well, Leonard, everyone isn’t as artistic as you are.
[Flawless Doris Double-Take]

The Gayest Movie Of 1961 — And It’s All About Straight People.
Jerry Webster (Rock Hudson): No, I find him very intriguing… in a man-to-man sort of way.
Starring Doris Day, Rock Hudson, Tony Randall …and Ann B. Davis as Millie (Doris’ secretary!)
Jerry Webster (Rock): [Jerry Webster enters wearing a woman's full length mink coat]
Fred: He’s the last guy in the world I woulda’ figured.
Innuendos Abound Tonight On TCM
Boo-Hoo! Poor Doris.
Rock Hudson’s stealing all her clients!

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