You can take the boy out of Dallas, but you can’t take Dallas out of the boy (and believe me, I’ve tried). This opera fanatic must have his Dr. Pepper break at 10, 2 & 4 respectively, a.m and p.m., no matter what. Period. So, let’s see. It’s 4 a.m. on Saturday morning. Oops, must be that time.
“Gif me a visky, Dr. Pepper on the side, and don’ be stingy, baby.”
Oh hell. I’ll just make it myself. You may not know this but … you won’t get drunk from anything you mix with Dr. Pepper. You can’t get drunk. Something in the Dr. Pepper cancels out the alcohol … somehow. It’s the truth, I swear — and I should know. Ask Suellen Ewing if you don’t believe me. She’ll back me up.
Or better still, ask Bea Arthur.
“He’ll Love It!
My sentiments exactly, and besides it’s one of the funniest lines in American musical theater (if delivered properly, of course. Don’t try at home unless you are gay, the first lady of the American theater, or a golden girl still playing with all your marbles). Seriously however, while Vera Charles comes across as a flaming homeopathic, her medical advice may actually be quite sound.
“An Excitingly Different Drink at Home, at Parties - for All your “Fun Times!”
I’ll drink to that.
“Drink It At 10, 2 And 4 For 8 Full Days -Then See How Much More You Enjoy Time Out With Dr.Pepper”
And not just with Dr. Pepper, I enjoy my time out with ALL the boys a lot more.
The Dr.Pepper diet. Well, not quite. The Dr.Pepper Picker-Upper. The Dr.Pepper Enable? Dr-Pepper-Zac?
Will my Dr. Pepper addiction finally get me on the Dr. Phil show? “Dr. Phil, I can stop anytime I want, and “no” I didn’t have a bottle of Dr. Pepper right before the show.”
Luckily for me, it’s a little harder to score the Doc up north than it was down in Texas. I hear it’s that way with a lot of things. I’d rig up my own Dr. Pepper lab but I’d get busted for patent infringement, and the fumes would probably be toxic to my cats.
Will a surprisingly informative Wikipedia entry mix with Dr. Pepper?
“He’ll Love It!”
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